I think a quick blast of the dragonbreath might have been in order
Must be all those horses backfiring!
Nitpick department :Eggs are not really the cause for high cholesterol! http://www.bhf.org.uk/default.aspx?page=12920
You missed one thing – the soldier pointing a spear to the taxpayers throat!
I think a quick blast of the dragonbreath might have been in order