Old joke. Cop pulls over a guy for swerving.
Cop: Sir your eyes look shot. Have you been drinking?
Man: Well officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
Depends on what your watching.
Fox News for example has the complete opposite effect.
We have a really big shoe for you tonight…
“No thanks Dad, I just saw plenty of scary Sh*t.”
The only thing more dangerous than raining cats and dogs… is Hailing Taxies!
Oh come on, Elves are plenty tall. Just look at Legolas. :P
You and Charlie Brown both Verne.
Somebody better double check the freshness date on her. She’s WAY to old and rotten to eat.
I think he just tore a hole in the comics page. That or reality.
I saw this same thing in an episode of Malcolm In the Middle.
Old joke. Cop pulls over a guy for swerving.
Cop: Sir your eyes look shot. Have you been drinking?
Man: Well officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?