Translation: Better double up on those gifts, if not triple in value.
Dean will be a matching green with envy.
2 hours of Cranky trimming Ralph’s Christmas tree with a 32-inch bar lumberjack chainsaw.
The beginning of the Santa Clause.
There are … far … bet ter pe ple … that so ci ety … would prefer … than an over e mot ting ac tor.
Walter, did you escape from Oregon psychiatric hospital again?
Hey Uncle Walter … have you heard … Little John has a bridge for sale on Robin Hood.
Christmas with Ralph Kramden, Helen Shyres, and Timmy … who became Tim “The Toolman” Taylor.
All the reindeers got their Christmas Bonus, except Rudolph.
Rudolph did not qualify … Failure to “join in any reindeer games.”
Pam’s intended submission to America’s Funniest Home Video … “Best Eaves Hangers” staring Ed Crankshaft
Translation: Better double up on those gifts, if not triple in value.