Recent Comments

1. almost 8 years ago on Reality Check

   That’s the only way to be when you work in a ****hole.

2. about 8 years ago on Strange Brew

   There goes the neighborhood.

3. over 8 years ago on Too Much Coffee Man

   Business as usual in Congress.

4. over 8 years ago on Reality Check

   “WARNING If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned…… Tyler”

5. almost 9 years ago on Strange Brew

   Never buy a boomerang that says, “No Returns” on the package.

6. almost 9 years ago on F Minus

   The truth is, it’s just too hard to decide when you’re both female.

7. almost 10 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I wonder where he gets the groundhogs.

8. over 10 years ago on Reality Check

   The Grover Positioning System still has some bugs.

9. over 10 years ago on Close to Home

   Don’t ask what they put in the windshield washer reservoir. Just don’t.

10. over 10 years ago on Non Sequitur

    At least that way, you’d have an even chance.