I know this is humor and Bugs Bunny had a few laughs. It is more the cell phone distractions that cause so many accidents. But everyone was on the cell phones to call 911.
There is a difference between US Colleges, Canadian colleges and university, by definition and degrees.
In the 80s, when I went to college, 3 year Technical Program for computers, I had to attend and get a certain grade, the profs kept track because there were Professional organizations that required a certain level of education, knowledge and training to join.
A Hobson’s choice, for the monkeys. When did they start offering monkeys in the backs of comic books, along with the Polaris Sub and Sherman tank. Search YouTube, there are a number of small movies about all those toys.
Getting annoying. Some friends of ours lost their son in a farming accident, 70 ton tracker drove over him, nothing left at all, just mush in the ground. He was a young kid and worked on a farm all his life, 20 years old. He was in a yard with moving machinery, they figured he received a phone call on his ‘cell phone’, answered it, and bent down to look at something. No one knew he was missing for about 20 minutes, because he was missing.
The hard part will come when he tries to reach the monkeys. ‘Num NUM namkita zooma Tantor ik me’ shouts Tarzan = ‘Hit the ding dong in the head with the coconuts’
Every morning at 6 AM, unloading trucks at Target, it was Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus. I was 50 at that time. Barf