Recent Comments

1. over 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What kind of meat does the Pope eat?

   NUN!

2. over 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He can call his ‘woody’ his Lincoln Log.

3. about 12 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   uh oh… where’s that candle been?

4. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He said he DOESN’T choose to be attracted to both sexes… Implying it’s not a choice. So, what’s the friggin’ problem?

5. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Homer Simpson to Dr. Hibbert:

   “Don’t foget your hippopotamus oath!”

6. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, the birds drive that Segway a lot better than the former owner of Segway!

7. almost 13 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Uh-oh!, Chili’s… Be on the lookout for Jerry Sandusky!

8. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   @thewoodman1 Dude.. you probably don’t even get it.. It’s Christmas. Could you not be a hater for one freakin’ day?

9. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hey, at least he’ll die with a punchline.

   A line from his fist to the Doctors and Nurses faces.

10. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Lol.. funny as always. I think there may have been a “stoning” of Stephan before he wrote this one.