I saw this one yesterday and the Dr. Seuss comment didn’t make sense until I just went to yesterdays this morning and now it does. Hmm someone upload the wrong day’s comic yesterday?
There is another option is to sell them to a company that specializes in this sort of stuff. Its a company in NC called Replacements Limited. There are others I’m sure but better that than having them destroyed.
I think he means his parents and himself.