Bill, Al and Hillary were on a plane that crashed. They all went to heaven to meet there judgement. Al walks up first.
God: “Who are you?”Al: “I’m Al Gore and I was VP of the United States.”God: “That’s an important job. Here, you can sit at my left hand.”
Then Bill walks up.
God: “And who are you?”Bill: “I’m Bill Clinton and I was President of the United States.”God: “That’s an important job. Here, you can sit at my right hand.”
Finally Hillary walks.
Hillary: “I’m Hillary Rodham Clinton and you’re in my chair!”
Benjamin Sisko and Miles O’Brien from Deep Space Nine.