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1. about 9 hours ago on Frazz

   That should always be put off until Tuesday.

2. about 18 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The title never appears in the lyric. I thought the title was “And we will all go down together” for the longest time. [But “The Longest Time” was a different Billy Joel song.]

3. about 18 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   The late Buddy Hackett said his mother’s cooking gave him a warm glow. Later in life, he found out it was called heartburn.

4. about 18 hours ago on Frazz

   Never put off until tomorrow what can be put off until the day after tomorrow.

5. about 18 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Offer to fix it, but don’t start until they agree.

   “Don’t fix it!” is one of my lady’s go-to phrases.

6. about 18 hours ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   In a patriarchal society, it’s considered normal for a wife to be controlled by her husband, so no one needs a word for it.

7. about 18 hours ago on Kliban

   ’Tis the gift to be toasted, when the toaster is free.

8. about 18 hours ago on Loose Parts

   How much syrup will that tree produce in the spring?

9. about 18 hours ago on 1 and Done

   That’s the religion that teaches that when you die, your soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.

10. about 19 hours ago on Day by Dave

    The parents’ lament when I was a kid was “I only hope you grow up to have kids who treat you the way you treat me!”