The Eye Clinic where I used to work had the most dangerous parking lot. People couldn’t see when they got there, would have their eyes dilated, then tried to drive away, squinting the whole time.
A quote from one of my favorite Andy Griffith Show episodes:Barney to Opie: “Giraffes, now, giraffes are selfish, just goin’ around, lookin out for #1, gettin’ hit by lightning. Boy, those giraffes are selfish.”
I love his style of humor. I met him a few years ago at a book festival in Nashville- he was very engaging and approachable. He signed my book and drew a croc as well.
It was a Far Side-hilarious!