(And the giblet pack out of bird, while you’re at it)
I vote Seagull: tiny eyes
We have two: Dobbie and Winkie (Harry Potter house elves)
Seagulls have knees?
Where is the cat pawing at the restroom door?
If you have more than one scale in your house, you will never know how much you weigh.
How do you shut off rain???
https://shop.nationalvmm.org/products/dark-humor
Nope: https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/healthy-eating-plate/
Yes, from your children
(And the giblet pack out of bird, while you’re at it)