I’d gladly return to the time before the internet.
I still read comics everyday. Still sipped my coffee while doing so. I suppose I’d miss out on reading all of your comments, which I do often enjoy, but that’s about it.
Me and a buddy crashed a few wedding receptions when I was young. It was a lot of fun. Great food. Great atmosphere. We’d even go through the line and congratulate the bride and groom. No one ever asked who we were. Good times!
I’ve told you a million times to stop exaggerating!