Groucho Marx said TV is very educational, every time someone turns one on, he goes read a book.
Last Annual Munchkinland Wet T-Shirt Contest. They ran out of witches.
Would work…even buzzards have standards!
It is that like the saying “I enjoy banging my head against the wall because it feels so good when I stop!”
I memorized the entire Alice’s Restaurants Massacre.
I was going to say that, so yes at least one other remembers.
My sister’s birthday is Jan. 9th. are we related?
I have a former co-worker that has a friars type hairline. We asked him if his barber charged him full price and he said “Yes. He calls it a finders fee.”
Soon many questions that I am afraid to hear the answer to.
I would have imagined the sound effect “thwaaaannnngggg” as his nose finally cleared the collar.
Groucho Marx said TV is very educational, every time someone turns one on, he goes read a book.