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1. 3 days ago on Andy Capp

   If the tattoo recipient’s name is Lawrence, he needs one on the front that says, “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

2. 5 days ago on Crabgrass

   Good thing a stick was not within reach as Kevin would have made a great pinata.

3. 7 days ago on The Grizzwells

   Hot tongue and cold shoulder on the menu tonight.

4. 8 days ago on Crabgrass

   “Arsenic and Old Lace” is a film that everyone should view at least once. (Mortimer Brewster: Now look, darling, how did he die?Abby Brewster: Oh, Mortimer, don’t be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.Mortimer Brewster: Well, how did the poison get in the wine?Martha Brewster: Well, we put in wine because it’s less noticeable. When it’s in tea it has a distinct odor…. For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.” Mortimer Brewster: “Hmm. Should have quite a kick.” Another comedy classic to put on your list is “Some Like It Hot” (“Nobody’s perfect”) while Sunset Blvd. (“Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup”) and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? are good dramas with great memorable lines that you have probably heard quoted.

5. 8 days ago on Crabgrass

   But typically, it is not the tea you need to worry about but the wine apertif.

6. 10 days ago on That is Priceless

   There’s a tunnel ahead, to the lady he said, just for a lark, let’s make use of the dark, do these seats convert to a bed?

7. 10 days ago on That is Priceless

   Ah yes, the train ride to Morningtown (Rocking, rolling, riding, out along the bay.)

8. 15 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Now he just has to wait for Britt Eklund (as Smurfette) to replicate the gag from “The Night They Raided Minsky’s”.

9. 18 days ago on Stone Soup

   as opposed to Meghan who went in with rose colored glasses and is learning the same lesson that Di did.

10. 21 days ago on That is Priceless

    Baby Herman from Roger Rabbit.