Ah, the age old tactic of getting out of a task you don’t like forever — do it so badly that your spouse forbids you from doing it ever again. Mission Accomplished! Way to go Earl.
Interesting that almost all bicycle racing fans actually ride bicycles while very few fans of the mainstream sports actually participate in those sports. Stay glued to your sets folks, we’re going out for a ride on our bicycle (in our case that would be a tandem).
Another report from the “Ledger-Domain.”