A Pessimist is a person who feels bad when He feels good for the fear of feeling worse before He feels better! A Pissamist is an old person trying to be young, but knows He’s not because of all time He has too GO!
I once saw a chihuahua and a Great Dane get into a fight … that little dog’s screech barking had NO effect on the Great Dane… However, the Great Dane, died in the ensuing battle..(wait for it)…… the Chihuahua got stuck in its throat!
Actually, the simple way I’ve used is to look at the tax amount and double it… I don’t even worry about the total amount. In this case its $2.20.