Realistic proportions… this is the one I’ve been waiting for.
Hey, there’s an actual fact in this! I like it.
Rita’s mirror probably tells her she’s the fairest of them all.
Genuinely surprised. I’m thinking about making the last line my late 1980’s action-hero catchphrase.“You lose, evil dictator. Things are different on Opposite Day!” (U.S. flag unfurls in background for no reason)
Funny how people are hung up on the grapefruit being cat-unfriendly, but no one has a problem with a dog being able to use the stove.
That’s the same reason I gave up on my journals. It gets even more depressing when you read it and it seems like yesterday, but it was five years ago.
Realistic proportions… this is the one I’ve been waiting for.