Every time I see a young lady with a tatoo, I hear Groucho singing “Lydia the tatooed lady.”
Next pair of glasses get photo-grey or Transition lenses
Go to Itchycoo park
It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant waving down a dog….
Every time my phone updates, it uses more memory and storage than all the computers I used in ten years in the Navy and doesn’t need room fulls of A/C to keep from overheating.
Maybe she didn’t know what it was. Who peels potatoes anymore?
I need some Dandelion wine
Discover just told me they found my SSN on the dark web.
The John Larroquette Show
crape diem!
Every time I see a young lady with a tatoo, I hear Groucho singing “Lydia the tatooed lady.”