My Dad got me a book a long time ago called “Abuse This Word” that was nothing but these type of jokes. My favorite was the sentence given for asphalt – “We could’ve won until the asphalted his serve”.
Hey Ashburn, my son always says breafkist. And both my kids say aminals. The weirdest one was a girl I dated in college who was very intelligent and had no speech impediments whatsoever, except for the word ‘available’, which she pronounced ‘avaitable’. She knew the word had no ‘T’ in it and could spell it correctly, didn’t matter.
My Dad got me a book a long time ago called “Abuse This Word” that was nothing but these type of jokes. My favorite was the sentence given for asphalt – “We could’ve won until the asphalted his serve”.