I don’t see the sink shaped like a monkey. One would think that Petey knows the expression should be, “There’s a stain shaped like a monkey in the sink.”
“You need to learn never to take anyone who wears voltron slippers seriously.” How does one wear slippers in a serious manner? Shouldn’t it be: “You need to learn never to take seriously anyone who wears voltron slippers?”
Too often, one can hear “center median,” and far too often, “front windshield” or “rear windshield.” The former is redundant, the latter, simply incorrect.
ATM Machine? Is that like a VIN Number or a VAB Building?