Is Krampus in for a surprise. Watch it big guy, Pippi may take over your gig, though I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets more than what she wished for in messing with him.
Too many carbs, chemicals, and sugar. Read the ingredients in Cheetos and ask yourself, “Do I want to spend money on a product that one needs to be a chemical engineer to figure out?” (I know it’s your money and you can spend it any way you want, but there are much better snacks out there and one of them is smoked mozzarella sticks).
Nice buzzkill of a romantic moment, Paul. Keep it up and you’ll be living the lyrics of “Move It On Over” by George Thorogood. Hope Buckles has enough room in his doghouse for the both of you.
Jill, while Paul is still in a state of ‘spaced out’, grab his credit cards and put them in the “honey-do-list” jar… he’ll never think of looking in there.
Don’t even try, walk out of their lives. Disappear and depending on how often they pulled that stunt, keep your distance, and don’t waste your time plotting any revenge or holding a grudge. As Oscar Wilde quoted, “Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much.”
Wiz is a veteran at facing strange and dangerous situations, and being married to Blanche is par for the course.