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Majored in voodoo economics in college.

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  1. 12 days ago on Cul de Sac

    What’s his motivation?

  2. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Possibly morally handicapped.

  3. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Debits equal credits. It’s the first thing they teach you in accounting.

  4. 10 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    and the plural of yinz is yinzes.

  5. 11 months ago on Bad Machinery

    And there’s always a place for the angry young manWith his fist in the air and his head in the sandAnd he’s never been able to learn from mistakesSo he can’t understand why his heart always breaksBut his honor is pure and his courage as wellAnd he’s fair and he’s true and he’s boring as hellAnd he’ll go to the grave as an angry old man

  6. 11 months ago on Baby Blues

    Wealth, fame, the adoration of the masses and a pound of twenties sliced thin.

  7. 12 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Christ Almighty, whatta pal!

  8. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

    M&Ms are all contaminated by being manufactured in a facility that uses peanuts and peanut butter. Sometimes the plain ones are mostly harmless, sometimes they initiate a reaction.

  9. about 1 year ago on Cul de Sac

    Ruth Underwood, represent!

  10. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

    I was the jerk who regularly did that – until my two younger brothers figured that they could gang up and clean my clock. Of course, if anyone else started picking on my little brothers, I had to step in and correct that situation.