Nope. Body glitter. My 6 year daughter left a tube in the laundry. The fallout can only be measured in a half-life. The stripper jokes at work and the sideway glances at church to follow.
My wife and I took a personality profile test years back. Mine said I have the patience to untangle Christmas lights. My wife’s came back most likely to marry an alcoholic. Cheers!
My favorite John Handcock reference per Bart Simpson https://youtu.be/t0uP3uxxJJ0