The daughter of a friend of mine goat a tattoo, when her mother asked her what she thinks that will look like when she’s 80 and in assisted living, her reply was “just like everyone else”
Years ago we lived near Annapolis, The home of the Naval Academy. Annapolis has a body of water called ego alley which goes into town. My teen aged daughter wanted me to buy a boat. When questions why she stated she wanted to go trolling for Midshipmen.
As the father of the bride I told my wife “Just tell me where and when I have to be and how much to write the check for.”