A part of your statement is not true cheapskate. Only slaves counted as 3/5ths of a person for a States representation in Congress. Free Black people counted as a whole person. It was put in place so that the southern states with their large slave populations didn’t get the representation they thought they deserved.
Dapper Dude; “I can do things things that you have never dreamed of”Nurse Naughty; “I don’t know…my last boyfriend really knew how to tongue my eyes out”Editor Snarky “Is Dapper Dude really the man of her dreams? Wait till next week when Hirsute Hank her old high school crush moves back to town!”