Recent Comments

1. about 3 years ago on Agnes

   I note she wears no mask. Good for her school.

2. about 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Little boy: Daddy, my gnu is misbehaving. Can you spank him for me? Father: Paddle your own gnu.

3. about 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Get rid of the gnus. No gnus is good gnus.

4. over 3 years ago on Luann

   Tiffany has it half right: It is her vision, but the customer must be satisfied or the business goes bankrupt. If she is to be a successful businessman, she must grow up.

5. over 3 years ago on Luann

   I recently canceled my newspaper. But I plan to follow Luann on the net. It’s worth it. Thanks much.

6. about 8 years ago on Luann

   Hopefully something very, very diaphanous.

7. over 8 years ago on Lola

   I was going to say “COARSE,” not “course,” but I see the other grammar nitpicking police beat me to it. Or “beet” me to it…or “beet me two it…” Or “eye sea the other grammar nitpicking police beet me two it…”

8. about 9 years ago on Luann

   Change of focus: I’ve been waiting a long time to see Toni Daytona in a filmy negligee, and now I have to wait another year? Rats! I’ll reserve judgment re 9/11, but clearly it was a day that brought Toni and Brad together. Thus THEY find it a day that led to their joy.

9. about 12 years ago on Luann

   What I want to know is when are we going to see Tony Daytona in the buff? Or at least in a diaphanous negligee… When are Tony and Brad gonna make out? I’ve been waiting for years…