Wikipedia states: “A useful distinction can be made between pure illiteracy and functional illiteracy. Purely illiterate persons cannot read or write in any capacity, for all practical purposes. In contrast, functionally illiterate persons can read and possibly write simple sentences with a limited vocabulary, but cannot read or write well enough to deal with the everyday requirements of life in their own society.”
Plays by committee (via speaker in helmets), Penalties by committee (with umpteen video reviews decided elsewhere), & TV deciding when to kickoff. How many more ways will they devise to make a 60-minute game 4+ hours long?
Shrubery