Michael thorton

Michael Thorton Free

I'm a plain Holden Caulfield or a pretty Jimmy Hopkins, depending on what kind of nerd you are. (In a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors...)

Recent Comments

  1. 17 days ago on Ink Pen

    More economical to get into torrenting rather than movie rentals, better for the neural health to look around you with your eyes and learn to navigate by sight, and only worth keeping the extra shopping apps if you’re in close proximity to a supermarket branch where they have loyalty programs…

    …or you could simply stick to using a browser

  2. 17 days ago on Rudy Park

    Somebody’s been watching too much “Up”…

    …well, I figure he’s the wrong age to know that particular “Far Side” with the canine helmet…

    …or, symptomatic of the TikTok era, he hasn’t space for it in the brain or the hard drive…

  3. 19 days ago on Ink Pen

    The grand irony is that Ralston probably wasn’t even being facetious in the first place, given what we know about Tyr…

  4. 19 days ago on Working Daze

    I’d’ve guessed “Incredibles 2”, the sequel to Pixar’s “The Incredibles”, but if the reactions are anything to go by, then I’d probably be wrong…

  5. 20 days ago on JumpStart

    Prison gangs do it all the time, sending kites (notes) to their outside men and making sure their cut of the take gets into either their commissary or an outside stash.

  6. 21 days ago on Frazz

    If Caulfield really is thinking of going as Maurice Sendak’s Mickey, I hope he means before he gets into the milk bottle…

    …because if he wants to do this, with or without having to rely on whiteface, that’s going to involve one heck of a zentai (Japanese full-body leotard, for the angrezi or non-otaku on this page), while something on the lines of a mascot suit would work better for the initial version of Mickey that’s all covered in batter…

  7. 22 days ago on Rudy Park

    Surprising that according to the strip’s history on this site, this testosterous chingado actually voted for Obama…

    …I would think Andrew Tate or JD Vance more his style

  8. 27 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Camels in the Thar Desert of India underwent identical adaptations as the sea turtles, with their mouths and esophagi adapting to cacti as opposed to jellyfish.

    Of course, it could also just be hunger forcing them to ignore the pain…

  9. 27 days ago on Working Daze

    At this point, which is ‘our’ Roy? Fat Roy of the black waistcoat or Fit Roy of the pocketless golf shirt?

  10. 2 months ago on Working Daze

    Zichrono Livrocho

    (May his memory be a blessing)