Recent Comments

1. about 9 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   For sale cheap.

   Pet tapeworm.

   Makes nice pet.

   Goes where you go.

   Eats what you eat.

2. over 10 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Pet Tapeworm free for a good home. Makes a nice pet.Goes where you go, eats what you eat.

3. over 10 years ago on The Born Loser

   My wife is the only woman I know who times her baking with the smoke alarm.

   She is also very religious about her cooking. Everything she prepares is either a burnt offering or a sacrifice.

4. almost 11 years ago on Off the Mark

   One Toucan asked the other, “If two can live as cheaply as one, why do we have such big bills?”

5. almost 11 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Look down and spell ATTIC.

6. about 11 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   Truck driver calls waitress over to his table and says, “Waitress this coffee tastes like mud.”

   Waitress replies, “It should sir it was ground yesterday.”