Much as I dislike the net tendency toward flaming, after a few weeks of reading through the comments here along with the comics, I have to say I agree with fritzoiod. Peabody-Martini, you seem to be a downer with much baggage. Perhaps the medium of comics, involving humor, is not one that suits your apparent tendency to take things much, much too seriously.
“Why did you hide something so important?”
“Because then you wouldn’t play.”
WTF?