“Born 50 years too soon”, Major Hoople
That’s not where he wanted the transplant…
yeah, but where is he gonna put them? Ouch!
To quote Captain Kirk, “The more complex the mind, the greater the need for simple entertainment” or words to that effect.
He can’t even win a stupid contest… because he’s so stupid!
Like the elevator operator said, “it’s not the ups and downs that get to you… it’s the jerks!”.
“For What It’s Worth”… also Paul Harvey
Food tastes even better when it’s not spoiled.
so does eating…
What’s going on with Dilbert’s tie?
“Born 50 years too soon”, Major Hoople