Wait, how do you have an expansion team playing in the equivalent of the Super Bowl and still have them on the chopping block for dissolution? Expansion teams can suck for years in the real NFL before becoming decent, and the (modern) Browns have never stopped sucking!
I’m guessing that the people who read Paige’s e-mail address at the truckstop sent her spam, which bothered her. We’re set up to believe that Paige is upset over not getting e-mails at first, but it turns out that she wanted that outcome. So Jason is going to put it back at the truckstop.
That’s (26^36) combinations, about 8.69e50 in all. If you could do 10 per second (reasonable over the Internet at the time), it’d take you about 2e32 universe ages to complete.
Rats, and I call myself a programmer…