Plus it’s a lot easier to spit watermelon seeds.
Beverly Hills, the original silicone valley.
Maybe he lives in a belfry?
In the Jewish tradition, it’s a plain pine box, and in the ground within 48 hours. They have a point.
In a pinch, you can use blinker fluid :)
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They used to be more useful during power outages when they were copper and powered by the central office.
Our landline got cancelled for us when they changed from copper to fibre.
Fortunately, our local ACE Hardware affiliate carries screws, bolts, washers, etc. by the each.
Each one of them is chained to the table, a la galley slaves.
And useful when doing CPR.
Plus it’s a lot easier to spit watermelon seeds.