Nobody calls my phone looking for my wife.
They just put an oxygen monitor on my finger. I turned it in the next morning.
Water pick.
They are dreaming of chasing rabbits.
I’ve had a Finn wallet for years. It just works.
There is news about an elephant that had diarrhea. It was all over town.
American football is like a game of chess.
United we stand divided we fall.
My wife and I was driving down the Audubon back in the 70’s looking for the town of Ausfahrt on the map as we kept passing it. It took us awhile to figure out it meant Exit.
Yep, don’t argue with her in the morning. Punish her after school. Give her extra chores and tell her why.
Nobody calls my phone looking for my wife.