The classic Mad Magazine revenge gift was a $5.00 chip to a Las Vegas casino. They’ll end up blowing far more on the trip and probably lose thier shirt gambling.
The grandpa gene is real. I never had kids or wanted them. Now I feel protective to any little kid I see.
Makes sense from a genetic stand point. Back in the day the elders and the youngest would be left at the camp/village while the mothers and fathers collected food. The old folks would teach and protect the youngest.
There’s a scene in a Harry Turtledove book where a feild officer challenges an intelligence officer to a duel. The exasperated spy agrees and tells the fire eater that they’ll fight with hand grenades at three paces.
[nerd alert] “The Difference Engine” by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling. Alternate world science fiction where Ada Lovelace and Charles Babbage actually built computers in their lifetimes. The novel pretty much invented ‘steam punk’
The classic Mad Magazine revenge gift was a $5.00 chip to a Las Vegas casino. They’ll end up blowing far more on the trip and probably lose thier shirt gambling.