Recent Comments

1. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This is what “running a joke into the ground” looks like. I love it.

2. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   These never get old. The dad joke is strong with this one.

3. 6 months ago on Two Party Opera

   In his day, so was Lyndon Johnson.

4. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You’re a 5w6, aren’t you?

5. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Stephan, the self-self-owns are not necessary.

6. over 1 year ago on Two Party Opera

   The edgier tone is a good look.

7. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This needs to be on a travel mug.

8. almost 3 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   More like a certificate of sound mental health.

9. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Not yet.

10. about 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My wife can’t reach the top shelf of the pantry. That’s why she’s got me.