If I let my dog have milk, the mess he creates later will be much worse than the one he “cleaned up”.
Makes no sense. Non-manual transmission is automatic.
You might not always remember the Pythagorean Theorem but you’ll always remember your pet.
Barnum taught it; the GOP perfected it. Both involve clowns.
Did I accidentally wander into a “Brevity” strip?
Missed a chance to double down on the groan factor by not having multiple corals singing the line and calling it “Choral Turpitude.”
Like the Mensa I passed on the interstate yesterday who was doing 50 in the center lane with his left blinker on. When I went by, he was looking at his phone. Completely oblivious.
Feels like I just wandered into a “Frazz” strip.
Problem is, just like M&Ms, some are nuts.
It’s more important that you love than who you love.
If I let my dog have milk, the mess he creates later will be much worse than the one he “cleaned up”.