Yes well as a Scally I may well cajole you to be a little more erudite in the use of a well-worn description of a person who is cunning, smooth, brilliant and street-savvy—i.e., Scally From The Alley. Have a fabulous day.
This is a reworking of a bit from The Beverly Hillbillies. Grannie is told she is to be vice-president of whatever, she looks it up in the dictionary, and says “I won’t be the president of no such goings on.:”
You are way too self-indulgent in the insertion of yourself into the strip. Leave the darn 4th wall standing. NOW!