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  1. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

    Tom doesn’t use ‘lede’ because he thinks we’re too stupid to know that spelling, and would think HE got it wrong! Well, we can’t risk that!

  2. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Sterling was never a baby. He was “an infant.”

  3. 8 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    The cats? They’re showing the burglar where the silver is.

  4. 10 days ago on Crankshaft

    Crankshaft is molesting your kid until he gets out of detention.

  5. 10 days ago on Geech

    Is this where Crankshaft stole the joke?

  6. 17 days ago on Crankshaft

    My high school debate coach told me the first thing he did when he got the job was to get a commercial driver’s license. He would spell the regular bus driver on speech trips.

  7. 18 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Poncho didn’t know about that until he saw the story of the ant and the grasshopper on TV. I think that’s the real point of the jest here.

  8. 26 days ago on Geech

    This is what they mean by ‘beer goggles.’

  9. 30 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Also the author, with her husband Joe, of one of the pre-eminent texts on statistical mechanics.

  10. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

    I can’t read the cover…does it say “To Serve Dog”? Which would make the joke perfect.