Tom doesn’t use ‘lede’ because he thinks we’re too stupid to know that spelling, and would think HE got it wrong! Well, we can’t risk that!
Sterling was never a baby. He was “an infant.”
The cats? They’re showing the burglar where the silver is.
Crankshaft is molesting your kid until he gets out of detention.
Is this where Crankshaft stole the joke?
My high school debate coach told me the first thing he did when he got the job was to get a commercial driver’s license. He would spell the regular bus driver on speech trips.
Poncho didn’t know about that until he saw the story of the ant and the grasshopper on TV. I think that’s the real point of the jest here.
This is what they mean by ‘beer goggles.’
Also the author, with her husband Joe, of one of the pre-eminent texts on statistical mechanics.
I can’t read the cover…does it say “To Serve Dog”? Which would make the joke perfect.
Tom doesn’t use ‘lede’ because he thinks we’re too stupid to know that spelling, and would think HE got it wrong! Well, we can’t risk that!