None of these suggestions sound like American football. Although I admit padded sticks and water obstacles would liven up just about ANY game.
They need to get Krampus on his butt.
I’m unclubbable.
Your nose is coming out your ears? See an anatomist!
To be fair, so are most of the kids.
Didn’t she used to hang out with a guy named Phil Fumble?
Push push in the bush
Remember MAD magazine when Bill Gaines ran it? Remember it when HARVEY KURTZMAN ran it?
“The End” by the Doors
I don’t read as many books as I used to, because the local library doesn’t carry the comics I like and paperbacks are over $20 a pop now.
None of these suggestions sound like American football. Although I admit padded sticks and water obstacles would liven up just about ANY game.