Leo Anthony Gallagher, Jr., the comedian, tried that once and ended up breaking his arm. He was going to use the video as part of one of his shows, but ended up showing the audience how he broke his arm, which was still in a cast at that time. He had to have someone, his brother?, swing the sledge-o-matic for him.
Same situation with the U.S. Postal Service. At least they’d promote the worst ones far enough up the ladder that they wouldn’t be involved with the clerks and mailhandlers on the workroom floor.
Is the sausage kosher? I doubt it. We’ll pass.