On Father’s Day I asked my parents why there wasn’t a Children’s Day. My dad said EVERY day was Children’s Day.
I have a junk drawer condo. One drawer is keys and locks. Many of the keys are to doors I no longer have.
Emu oil is odorless
I also laugh at “unexplained weight loss”.
That happened to me the year I gave out pencils.
Or the McD quarter pounder….
Circus Peanuts
That’s why I wait to buy the candy until the 31st.
So, if I stopped vacuuming, my floors would be insulated?
Actually, the real problem is one of my cats. He thinks puzzle pieces are toys.
On Father’s Day I asked my parents why there wasn’t a Children’s Day. My dad said EVERY day was Children’s Day.