Recent Comments

1. 2 days ago on Crabgrass

   Where is Mrs. Claus? His mother needs to do something about that boy.

   Or did she go on the diplomatic mission with Santa?

2. 2 days ago on Crabgrass

   I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more than one movie plus a ton of TV shows that use that plot.

3. 4 days ago on Nest Heads

   “That’s your granddaughter. She wants you to take her to see the show. You’ll be sorry if you don’t take advantage of the time you get to spend with her now.”

   Are you new here? That’s Taylor. I would choose getting a root canal over taking her to a show, too. Time spent with that little monster is not quality, bonding time.

   Besides, she’ll probably do something rotten between now and the day of the show and get grounded anyway.

4. 7 days ago on Nest Heads

   I guess this was written before the concept of “multi-tasking” was shown to be B.S.

   It was invented by do-nothing employers trying to squeeze two jobs out of one person.

   I’m not including mothers who have to do multiple jobs all at the same time. That’s not “multi-tasking”, it’s just being a mom.

5. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It never ceases to amaze me how many people who have no sense of humor whatsoever regularly read the comics online and continually comment on them.

6. 17 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   You are mistaken, Cynthia.

   That WAS funny. Very funny.

7. 18 days ago on Bad Machinery

   Baps is a word for breasts in parts of Scotland and Ireland. There’s a hill or mountain somewhere that’s called Maeve’s Bap. Or maybe not Maeve but some other Celtic woman’s name.

   So I guess people think those bread rolls look like breasts.

8. 21 days ago on Cul de Sac

   Oh, for goodness sake, Alice. Can’t you tell the difference between the happy Jack-in-the-Box clown and Canio? They look nothing alike!

9. about 1 month ago on Barney & Clyde

   But he was born in California!

   “One of these things is not like the others…” :-D

10. about 1 month ago on Lio

    This Reaper is not so Grim!