Whenever reading a fortune cookie always add “…between the sheets.”
If this ever happens to a fellow Go Comics Fan…………Two generous squeezes of dish detergent and a pail of hot water should unblock the mighty deuce.
He doesn’t have to worry about hackers!
I once had two women fighting over me when they discovered each other. The moral of that story, he who tries burning the candle at both ends ends up holding his own wick.
You have to be careful with sizes when buying rubbers. They’re all marketed as XL.
That made me laugh.
You shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. You should mulch them with a mower. It’s natural fertilizer for your grass.
IMO, Jeremy Brett is the definitive Sherlock Holmes.
She’s creative and clever….I’m sure the school system she attends will make a note to suck those out of her asap.
I knew something was up when I woke up this morning and “I’ve Got You Babe” was playing on the radio.
Whenever reading a fortune cookie always add “…between the sheets.”