My wife and I were walking on a trail in a park She was wearing her tan suede jacket. A park ranger stopped us and said she had to take off the jacket or leave the park.
Sometimes when I came home my 80 pound dog did not greet me at the door, but peered at me from the hallway. I would then feel the leather sofa. Sure enough it was warm. She was hiding because she knew she had done something wrong. Dogs are incredible pets.
I got a call with the caller ID “Health Hospital.” A young man said he was my grandson and needed money. I told him I had no son, no grandchildren, and I was sterile. He sighed and hung up.
I trained my small poodle (kept shaggy because I liked the look) to go to the bathroom to have her bottom checked for “residue” when we came back from a walk. I had a cover on the lid of the toilet. She could hop up to be checked and cleaned if necessary. When we came home she joyfully ran to the bathroom and jumped onto the toilet without looking. BUT if anybody left the lid up she had a toilet water bath.
Hey, RabbitHole did you work at the same movie theater where I was usher? The manager was cross eyed and did not have a drivers license. When there was a car in the lobby as part of the display he decided to start it up. He crashed it into the large class display of photos of coming attractions. Once the AC failed and the customers began complaining. I simply sat in the back and stopped ushering until my shift was over.
In high school I ushered in a movie theater. The popcorn machine was fake. A mechanical arm tossed already popped corn into the air. Large bales of popcorn was stored in the rat infested basement. They sampled the popped corn. Even now, 60 years later, I do not eat popcorn.
My wife and I were walking on a trail in a park She was wearing her tan suede jacket. A park ranger stopped us and said she had to take off the jacket or leave the park.