I had a cat who shed in solid sheets of fur. Come spring, the old fur was pushed out by the new fur, moving further and further from his body. It made him armor plated until it was far enough from his body for me to snip it free with scissors, very carefully.
I have a small house, with little storage space. I have 2 rolls of TP, plus the one in use. No place to put any more. I did have a friend who was the opposite. In spite of living in a single-wide trailer, he had something like 3 dozen rolls when he died.
You could make it drier by just storing the vermouth bottle next to the gin bottle.