Not an unknown phenomena, the Grimoires of the Unseen University can be very feisty and many require very special precautions to prevent ‘accidents’ (Discworld reference)
I did the preparation for ISO 9000 (we got it ) and found out something worrying. It doesn’t matter how flawed and useless your products are nor how poor your processes- as long as it is fully documented you are in!
If it was a cow we could milk the joke ….. ah the cream of humour and not the slightest bit cheesy :-)