Recent Comments

1. almost 5 years ago on Luann

   If it was a foodie photo, then it would be focused on the taco alone. but this is Gunther, Bets, and the taco in the same frame, which suggests a Lady And The Tramp-style spaghetti kiss may be imminent,… but with a taco. And THAT is what’s piqued Bern’s interest.

2. almost 7 years ago on Dick Tracy

   And he’ll have to turn his aim away from them, then they’ll be able to counterattack.

3. almost 7 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Or “Max Dugan Returns” which, despite what the title suggests, is not a sequel.

4. over 7 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   Even if you have a way to cover the sensor, that starts a 10 minute countdown timer on the toilets where I work. It helps to have a chronograph wristwatch; at the 9:30 mark, pull up your britches, stand up, lift the seat up to keep the upside from getting splashed, and move away. It’s a one-time flush, so once it’s over it’s smooth sailing from there.

5. over 7 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   Oh, Berke? What happened to the expletive-censoring emoji that should be in place of that asterisk in the “milkshake”?

6. almost 8 years ago on Dick Tracy

   My dad smoked when I was a little kid. I thought the smoke rising from his cigarettes looked like diapers being spun in a dryer. When I was 10 my smoker grandpa died of a heart attack and that shook my dad up to kick the habit, but his secondhand smoke had already done the damage, for four years later I developed asthmatic bronchitis. Four years after that my condition, despite a doctor’s note, nipped a promising military career in the bud for me. It’s been in remission for many years now, BUT… all it takes is one inadvertent inhale of secondhand smoke to start me wheezing and coughing. WORSE YET, with increasing frequency the particulates latch on to the gag reflex trigger nerves on the back of my tongue and I… START… VOMITING! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SYMPATHY FOR THOSE WHO IGNORED THE SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNINGS AND GOT THEMSELVES HOOKED LIKE A JUNKIE!

7. almost 8 years ago on Tank McNamara

   Ah, Houston? If you wanted an amusement park, you shouldn’t have let Six Flags Astroworld get closed down and bulldozed.

8. about 8 years ago on Rose is Rose

   Then there’s Golden Age hero Dr. Midnight.

9. over 8 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   Steve must still be suffering fallout from his “Little Mariachi” fiasco.

10. over 8 years ago on Peanuts

    And an Andrew Wyeth.