Recent Comments

1. about 2 months ago on La Cucaracha

   Old guy here. I recently injured my neck and am wearing a neck brace. I have been telling people I injured it break dancing in the Senior Olympics; that I took silver; and that the guy who took the gold is still in traction. I really need a T-shirt with this cartoon on it to wear to the Doctor’s office.

2. 5 months ago on Non Sequitur

   Taken to the extreme, “Do more with less” becomes “Do everything with nothing.”

3. 7 months ago on Non Sequitur

   The preacher was trying to get someone to say something, anything, nice about the deceased, but no one would speak. He pleaded, “Can’t anyone say something good about this man?” At last, an old guy in the back stood and said, “His brother was worse than he was.”

4. 9 months ago on Pickles

   Absence makes the fond heart wander.

5. 10 months ago on Non Sequitur

   A policewoman in a large US city specialized in taking down psychics and seers. At her retirement party, the chief credited her with the large number of these scammers she had stopped. She replied, “And not one of them knew I was coming for them.”

6. 11 months ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Saw fruitcake at my local market last week selling for $29.99 for a 30 ounce cake. Good thing you only have to buy it once.

7. 12 months ago on Non Sequitur

   There is a book called “Bitcoin for Dummies,” a title that sums up both the crypto concept and crypto buyers.

8. about 1 year ago on B.C.

   Yesterday I saw a copy of “Bitcoin for Dummies” in my local bookstore. IMHO no book ever had a more accurate title.

9. about 1 year ago on Arlo and Janis

   I stopped watching football when I realized the only enjoyable part of the game was seeing semi-literate multi-millionaires beating the c*** out of each other.

10. about 1 year ago on Arlo and Janis

    I know someone who actually did this. AFAIK, no regrets about ten years later.