I literally had to clean the coffee off my monitor when I read this! Thanks for the laugh Bill!!
That reminds me… I need to buy more insurance.
No… lefties just aren’t quite right!
Success in failure.
I need one of those.
Seems the wine may not be strong enough, better open another box.
Oh Ya??? Well, you’re ugly, your skin don’t fit & your momma dresses you funny. So there.
At a colleagues regimental funeral a lone piper was playing Amazing Grace outside as the organ faded out of the same song inside. There wasn’t a dry eye.
I literally had to clean the coffee off my monitor when I read this! Thanks for the laugh Bill!!